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GND126-Javert prefers Bordeaux by Pika-la-Cynique GND126-Javert prefers Bordeaux by Pika-la-Cynique
After-class coffee with Luna, whose interest in your gossipy shipping shenigans is fairly tepid.

Sarah is (once again?) the only character to have had a normal 80s childhood and pre-Labyrinth adolescence - of course, the "both the movies AND their fictional cast exist [sometimes]" meta-ness gets a bit hard to keep straight at times, but in this case, she recognizes the name as you and I would - just not the character when spied on from afar. Javert IS very fond of cop shows and movies but hasn't made his way through all the CSI DVDs yet, and since he is far too straight to download or watch them online, is saving up to buy all the seasons. So no, he hasn't seen that classic thriller - and Chris doesn't like horror films (well, at least not the girl-held-in-basement-by-kidnapping psycho sort...).
I think Sarah has a[n over]sensitivity to caffeine rather similar to Erik's.... Also, no need to be concerned about murderous cannibal criminal geniuses stirring up trouble in the plot beyond this one joke - this is Sergeant Angel's beat, mate, and him and Danny won't be having with that.

(Title changed as brain woke up in the face of all the chianti jokes.)


This is a work of fanart and solely intended for shits and giggles. Not mine, not making money from it.

Sarah (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson; Connelly and Bowie
Christine (c) Leroux and Webber
Luna Lovegood (c) JKRowling and WB
Javert (c) Hugo, Boublil, Schonberg, and Kretzmer.
Clarice Starling (c) Jonathan Demme, Harris, Tally, MGM

Based on the original Roommates comic by *AsheRhyder
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CMY187 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2017
No, seriously, Christine needs to watch Silence of the Lambs AND the Hannibal TV series. Erik should watch them too.
Their reactions would be priceless.
I wonder what the Pika-version of Mads Mikkelsen would look like.
Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2017  Professional General Artist
CMY187 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2017
Love ya, Pika.

"Psychopaths are not crazy. They are fully aware of what they do and the consequences of those actions."
"Killing must feel good to God too; he does it all the time. And are we not created in his image?"
CMY187 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2017
I hope you've seen the Hannibal TV series. I love it to death.
4eyes0soul Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
"Murderous cannibal criminal genius"
I'm at least one of those.
Flimflanboy Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
How do you like your liver cooked?
Raw, Medium, Well?
lord-timey Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016  Student General Artist
Having come back to re read after vigorously tearing my way through both paper and screen versions of Red Dragon, SOTL, and Hannibal, I finally understand this jesussss.
Sarah you are right to call the cops Javert you don't need to get in her mess
Nevermind if the movie canon was applied here, if the book canon (specifically the third) was...ho boy..
RMEverhart Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2016
Hannibal, yes add him in! 
TheGeekySqueaker Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Oooooh, please bring Clarice back at some point!  It's such a wonderful ship!!! So cute! ~ <3
Sango9904 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my god, it's getting so much better with these refs I'm gonna cry. Now it's Silence of the Lambs and it's so great
vampdemon13 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
Hello, Clarice!~
Figarro-Luv Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I know it wont happen but it would be cool to see Clarice in a few more pages. I think its a cute match (if Mr. Lecter doesn't get jealous lol)
AnimeFangirl237 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
I swear if this isnt Hanable the Canible im gonna be upset. At least i got a giggle out of this.
DoodlebugQT Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015
Of course it's Hanable. How many federal agents do you know of who's name is Clarice? And let's not forget this is a fan(girl) comic riddled with characters from popular movies beyond counting.
AnimeFangirl237 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015
Haha you're right. Thanks.
PsixiTheRaven Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I just loved Javert's and Clarice's expressions when they were talking and noticed the girls. Really sweet.
writerwright Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014
Is Clarice part of the psycho/weird boyfriend club? She should be.
Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Professional General Artist
She's ''not yet'' at that point in her story....
ok I read her biography. Javert, do not go down that road. She has a psycho, serial killer, cannibal of a boyfriend.
Javert actually has a girlfriend!
NightShadow13 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
Oh man. As great a match as that would be....I really don't know if JAvert could win in a fight against Hannibal Lecter. 
darkinnocent Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's a shame Clarice got lost in the shuffle. I would love to see her again somewhere in the future of the comics!
LilMissPeppy Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Love this series so so much!
DarkMoonRose13 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
Besides being an eternal phantom of the opera fan i am also a huggggeeeee silence of the lambs fan!!!! You're amazing!!!! <3
RhenaGoblin Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ho merde. O.O Hope Hannibal doesn't get jealous. What am I saying, of course he'll get jealous... :P
ChetUnGwan Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Yeah, in the last Hannibal book, him and Starling get married... This might give Erik bad ideas.
cristikirtas Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student Writer
Hannibal is coming!
MaximeRune Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
I see what you did in the first panel...
deideiblueeyez Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG Silence of the Lambs XD Flipping LOVE that movie.
Kyndsie Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
...and on today's re-read, I find myself curious as to what in the world this was this ep's original title?
Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Professional General Artist
... Can't remember. Either "and a nice Chianti" or something psychopath-related.
Kyndsie Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Okay. No problem. (Considering how late to the party I am...)
AnaxErik4ever Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Student Writer
:XD: on that last panel!
mayaegyptkezi Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
You go Javert!!
totater Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Student Writer
Have you ever thought of bringing Clarice Starling or Doctor Lector back? I feel like Lector and Erik might get along, being villan types with classy tastes. They could bond over wine, or something! A nice chianti?
LostTotheHoping Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Professional Writer
I didn't get this last time. now I do. OMG LECTOR!!!!!!
LadyDesmoria Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Writer
Holy Shizznicks!!! I just realized who the chick was! The minute he said Clarice it struck me! I had no idea who she was the first time till i saw bits and pieces of silence of the lambs and when I read this and He said Clarice I finally know who she is! Shizznicks!
Falln4DarkAngel Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Face desk moment xD this is priceless
Kyndsie Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I enjoy guessing who the unidentifiable coffee shop barrista-person is (panel 2). It could be just about ANYBODY, which makes so many additional gags possible.

This time on the re-read, I watched Luna. She truly is unconcerned about the gossipy stuff that flows around her. Yes, she glances up when S & C are "busted" (panel 8), but more I think from a sense that there might be important information occuring. It's so in character for her to have pulled out a reference book to try to answer the question that Christine didn't quite finish asking. Since she had to look it up, instead of knowing all about it already, I'm really very curious about whatever creature it is!
Godmusic Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Student Writer
Nealiel Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Student General Artist
hahaha clarice starling~~~? He'll have his handsfull trying to compete/ not dye at the hands of her misnomered*(may have spelled that wrong) BF.
AmbreeChristineSkye Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
*feels stupid* I had to read down the comments to recognize where Clarice is from! *head/desk* I love Silence of the Lambs too!
PastMisfortunes Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
[P]ages. Good one.
Superhobbit Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Just curious, why does Valjean never show up for anything?
Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Professional General Artist
Because I find flawed and semi-villainous characters far more interesting, and "honourable straight strong guy" isn't sparking many gag ideas or urges to explore the character/give him a different continuation than his deserved canon happy ending.
Superhobbit Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012
so, he doesn't need character continuation or building. Gotcha!
Tiffs-is-my-name Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
LOVE what you did at the beginning there... "Felt like it lasted [p]ages.
yokogreyword Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I have no idea who that woman was. But that police line makes me think "I need an adult!"
"I am an adult."
NeonLunafish Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lolz, oh if that wasn't a teamfourstar reference, than I am crazy. XD
TheBasketKid Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
"It feels like it lasted [p]ages . . . " LOL
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