The WitchWall

"Yes, that is the Witch-King, the leader of the Nazgûl. There were some troubles resurrecting him for this University. We accidentally mixed some.. umm.. rocks into the remains, and he became a wall. Gandalf felt it was a shame to waste a decent wall, so here he is. He will be moved for 'Evil Minions 202', which he helps teach.”

“Decent wall? I'm the best scariest wall ever!” hissed the Witch-King Wall. “Give me some recognition! It's not easy being a wall, standing here all lonely. You should try being in my boots for an hour, then you'd know what it is like. I feel so… so.. LONELY!” the wall wailed. Unable to resist such sadness, Lina reached out to pat the poor wall.

“No, don't…” Strider began, but too late.

The last thing Lina remembered was a diabolical laughter by her ear and a triumphant cry of “I still got it! I can still fool them! I'm still evil!”

Then the wall came falling down on her.

-OFUM, Chapter 12