Despite the monarchy's best efforts to stamp it out (...literally), resurgences of the Sock Heresy still regularly troubled the peace of the realm.
... Really, though, you'd think he'd be flattered.
EDIT Jan08 : OK, so I came second in the *
The-Labyrinth-Club 's Seven Deadly Sins contest - but this image found its way into the most hilariously squiffy fanfic evah by the utterly and consistently pwnsome ~
Subtilior - go read!! It will rock your socks!
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pencil sketch, photoshop colour and time better spent on school work. >_<;;
Labyrinth creatures and characters (c) Brian Froud and the Jim Henson Studio.
All the best!