I hope you can close your eyes and imagine Tim Curry and David Bowie having great snarky row. Aural sex, I tell you.
(Torch would be flashlight, to the non Brit-speakers... )
Heh. Drawing all that glitter was fun.
And yep, Darkness is still lurking in the building's cellars.
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EDIT: Un-Matured in the hopes that a little cussing is acceptable for underage viewers...
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This is a work of fanart, and solely intended for shits and giggles. No money is being made by this.
Elements from Legend - Big D and glittery come-to-the-dark-side dress (c) Tim Curry, Ridley Scott, and Universal.
Sarah and Jareth (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson; Connelly and Bowie
Christine and Phantom (c) Leroux and Webber.
Based on the original Roommates comic by ~AsheRhyder
They look a bit alike, but Mia Sara =/= Emmy Rossum.
However I've just realized Princess Lilly married Brian Henson and that's pretty awesome too.
J: It's time for me to defend my Queen, and woe betide any who defy me. Stay here, love, out of the reach of any danger.
S: ??? Seriously? "Woe betide any?" You're kind of over-reacting... but not looking at me as you leave, or even trying to press the sudden advantage that that outfit always gives you. Huh. So I guess it must be serious. Or at least you think so.... But what am I supposed to do with all this slinkiness?
And in Jareth's defense about that pouffy white dress: he drew that dress from Sarah's own dreams! It had to fit in line with what she wanted at that point, or else she wouldn't have bought into the fantasy.
I'll go sit down now, and cool off on my italics for awhile.
Panel 3 is more like genuine confusion on Sarah's part, as she had no reason to suspect anyone other than Jareth for pervy evil empress magical gowns appearing in her wardrobe, with a slight sprinkling of "you're actually walking away from me and half a dozen pervy openings created by this discussion?".
And the prosecution for the GK would retort that Sarah's "dream" dress is kinda tainted by association with a wily manipulative trap and the fact he can't see that but rather considers the constant dress-conjuring romantic is telling in a rather despair-inducing way, symptomatic of his unchangedness (and that he sees nothing about his attitude in need of changing), and seriously all that poofiness crowds the damn closet.
Headcanon, I think Sarah was also a tad bit disappointed that he walked away in panel 3, as she relishes their sparring.
BTW - LOVE his reaction in panel 2. I can hear the blood rushing even while the wheels are trying to turn to figure it all out.