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GND195 - Not Cool by Pika-la-Cynique GND195 - Not Cool by Pika-la-Cynique
"How To Be A Complete D*ck To Your Entourage In Three Moves Or Less", by HRH Jareth the Goblin King.


In salute to it having been a effing hot summer these past weeks (and I gather the US had a fun time of it in July). Vague tying up of loose-ish ends in regards to the mannequin/Bridal Gown Fully Functional and Anatomically Correct Christine Doll that has been shown a time or two in panels of Erik's bedroom but that he has in fact been hiding from Christine because that is seriously f*cking gross/sad/creepy.

And no, Mag hasn't seen it because, well... she's blind. So... yeah. Harsh, Jareth.


And lets say hi to Valjean for his first appearance on this side of the comic! I may or may not stick to the hulky design. We'll see how Jackman pulls it off.


(Sarah doesn't really mean that last threat, though, because the White BWitch and her consort coming back is just so much trouble. Although the voice-over project for GND over on Youtube - these guys: [link] - has me so tempted to find an excuse to bring Jadis back in because her voice actress I think is my favourite [of the non-regular cast, who are doing a fine job indeed]. But that's not what is planned for now.)
(Other voice-over project [good grief!] is here on dA: ~Shirekat )


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This is a work of fanart and solely intended for shits and giggles. Not mine, not making money from it.

Sarah, Jareth [Labyrinth] (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson; Connelly&Bowie
Erik and Christine [Phantom of the Opera] (c) Leroux and Webber
Valjean [Les Mis] (c) Hugo, Boublil, Schonberg, and Kretzmer.

Based on the original Roommates comic by *AsheRhyder
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EmbodimentOfWrath Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I just realized your Valjean is just the opposite of Ashe's Valjean! I didn't recognize him at first with his broad, clean shaven chin, and military haircut! Interesting look for him!
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Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional General Artist
I have some lingering impression of the Gerard Depardieu version.
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:iconfighting-dreamers-94:
1.) Erik. I'm disappointed in you.

2.) Jareth. You are evil. And digging your own grave.

3.) Sarah. Brilliant.
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NightShadow13 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
Love Valjean's design!
And OMG! Now I have something to watch when I catch up on all these!
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LilMissPeppy Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Blackmail him, Erik.
He's got skeletons in his closet that he's just made public.
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LadyDesmoria Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Bloody idiot thy name is Jareth.

And murderer of his Nibs the Glittertwit thy name is Erik
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Igenlode Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
"The Phantom sees, the Phantom knows..."   Sounds faintly comic-strip-ish, but after a lot of Googling I'm assuming it's Madame Giry rather than Kit Walker...
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Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Professional General Artist
Yeah that's a line from the musical.
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Igenlode Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
A torture chamber reference!

Embarrassed Jareth is all very well for sweet moments, but I love smug, self-possessed Jareth in all his beauty and wickedness, like a great Persian cat reigning over some non-existent Blofeld :D


Thank goodness for a nice, normal maritime climate on our sea-girt isle ;P  I've never forgotten the summer heat in Berlin... or Moscow...
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Emalthya Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*Squee* I am so glad you have now intriduced me to this channel! Now I have something else to obsessively watch after I finish the backlog of GND!

Deviantart and I had a bad breakup... We're trying to be friends, though.
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NoteSpellingOf Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
YEAAAHY REBELLIOUS COLONIES!
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Irrissa-cicero Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
OMG, Erik's face. Dignity laugh 
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Crazykitty2222 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Git him ERIK!
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NikiMaweird Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Jareth is so dead meat.
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Kyndsie Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
On the re-read to avoid having to face various plot-bunnies that are vying for attention...

I'm interested especially in Jareth's comment about "the last few times I triggered [the Sneakoscope]"... but we didn't get to see those hijinks! I know, I know... "feel free to spin it yourself", right? Please at least provide a tease, a hint, a clue as to what happened! :D

That's an amazing piece of furniture that Jareth's modelling there, too. It's not their usual sofa. He has mood armor... is it mood furniture, too? Or is that the rarely seen lounge from that other corner of the boys' living room?

And I WANT one of those large, polka-dot pillow / bean bags that Christine is using! I really appreciate Sarah's choice of words on this. "If I find hard evidence..." Sarah definitely knows... and Jareth knew that Sarah would know. And he probably thinks that this courtship is going along just fine and dandy with this.

Can I think that the girls' reprisals are lost to Jareth's time skip? :D
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Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Professional General Artist
Nah, I like handwaving backstory and enjoying a sense of continuity without actually showing.

That's the fancy fainting couch Ashe showed as being in Erik and Jareth's apartment but I have tended to forget in favour of the large sofa in front of the TV.
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Kyndsie Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*sigh* okay.

Ahhh... I'm about due for a re-read of Roommates soon. Thanks!
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AnaxErik4ever Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Student Writer
Jareth, that thing with the mannequin... I thought Christine has already established that the sequel sucks! Not to mention, it dishonors Erik's spirit, among other things. And of course, Christine and Sarah are suffering, which is even worse. Like the reference to the torture chamber though: turn the lamp on so that they slowly go mad from heat stroke and then hang themselves on the ironwood tree.
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Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Professional General Artist
The mannequin is from the original material, not sequel...
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AnaxErik4ever Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Student Writer
Oh, right. Sorry.
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TheDiva1977 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
Well, leaving LND out of it (and believe me, I'm with Christine in wishing that nonsense to the bottom of the underground lake/Bog of Eternal Stench), the mannequin in the musical lacked significant portions of the torso and therefore couldn't qualify as a "sex doll" in the truest sense of the term. (At least in the stage version; I can't recall what it was in the movie as I can only tolerate that slightly more than the aforementioned Sequel Which Did Not Happen). So creepy and disturbing, yes, but it falls short of being full-out pervy.
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OrangeHuskie Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
XD
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Superhobbit Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Lol, poor girls. Will we be seeing more of Valjean in honor of the new movie, perchance?
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EmmaLeUnicorn Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The" has mag seen it.." Is used every where. Most common use is Homestuck." Why cant Terezi how much shes hurting Dave?.... Oh wait" Or "Lets take a shot at some Gamzee jokes."
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DarthxErik Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Student General Artist
haha jabs at LND are just hilarious! Wonderful.
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outinarizona Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
Oh, it was more than hot, here. Effing near 120 degrees in Arizona.
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AteMozzarella Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Student General Artist
By the way, I've never seen your Valjean. He is damn buff manly. I know he is in canon but Roommates has him in long sleeved shirts so I never see those guns and that tattoo on his chest. Mm.
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Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
Sorry, you mean the Valjean in the first panel there?
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AteMozzarella Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Student General Artist
Yup :)
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AteMozzarella Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Student General Artist
I saw the doll during the run of Phantom last month <3 <3 <3
It was creepy.
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Cimorine90 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
oh lol. :D Jareth is foiled AGAIN! :D
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Leni84 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012
Heh. Can't believe I missed this one. It's adorable! Always love it when the boys bicker and bring out the worst in each other (what's twisted bromance otherwise?)

No idea how Christine can bear having bare skin on furniture with that heat. I'm much more like Sarah - The floor *is* better. Even Gip has left the drag because of the heat!

*g*
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HSGisME123 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*re reads due to procrastinating tendencies*

I just realized that inviting his mother might actually serve a practical purpose OTHER than annoying Jareth. Think about it. Middle of summer? Broken A/C? Ice Queen, simple as that.
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Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Professional General Artist
Double whammy.
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4theunknown Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
Fan service with fans!
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:iconpika-la-cynique:
Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Professional General Artist
O the cleverness of you. :D
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Ravenkeeper Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
Is it bad I'm with Jared on this one?? XD
occationally Jared and Eric remind me of Dracula and eddie.... wow that was an obscure book reference ^^;
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blueforestangelcat Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha! XD Jareth is in trouble...the "again" goes without saying (though I did in fact just type it, lol). Also, I sortsa hope a misinformed goblin will have something to do with Jadis returning...or something. :D

..."how to offend women in five syllables or less"?! :happybounce: That top note was a reference to that, right? ...oh gosh, I have to ask...since I'm going into a reoccuring fan frenzy at the moment, and anything Swan Lake related will start me up...er, but please feel free to ignore the following tirade of questions...ignored questions have no power over me! :D (Hadda do that, lol.)
Have you ever watched Princess Tutu, and, if not, would you? Would you throw a Princess Tutu character into this verse? (I know you get similar questions A LOT, but...^^;)
I'll say as briefly as I can that Princess Tutu is fantasy anime heavily influenced by classical plays (especially Swan Lake. Also the musical numbers from them play throughout it), fairy tales (you know, the REAL ones with all those dark elements...), and ballet (obviously), just to give you an idea. Also, you have a little duck-girl transformation thing (plot relevant but also a running gag), "animal people", and more than a little "fourth wall" stuff (especially prominant in the second half) that might pique your interest. (If you watch the trailer for it, I warn you that some implications might dissapoint you later...but there's always fanfiction that can fix that after the fact...*cough* shutting up about it now...)
If you haven't, and don't want to/don't have time, I have watched the original over 7 full times (and will again soon), watched the abridged version (a cracky fan-dubbed series on youtube that is ALMOST finished) twice, and played my part in the PT fan-dom for years (I'ma hardcore PT fan, and I'm proud of it! :D), so you can just ask me anything about it if you like for whatever reason.
If you haven't watched it, but might be willing to watch it, I won't say you'll like it (since, how would I know?), but it might surprise you. :D (To be honest, I was freaked out by it the first time I tried watching it...but after I did...:love:)
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Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Professional General Artist
If you check my favourites "Building-verse/Crossover migraine" folder there's a rather good Princess Tutu/GND fanfic in there somewhere. ( I think by KeithXVIII or somesuch)
Interest is piqued, if I ever get a chance to watch I shall do so.
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AteMozzarella Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Definitely you'd enjoy Princess Tutu, it's one of those shows that's both smart in a deep, Germanic fairy tale/ballet/opera story sort of way and delightfully hilarious in a spastic anime fashion, but not to the point it ruins the story.

Plus the main character is practically Jesus if Jesus were a clumsy preteen girl who is also a duck.
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blueforestangelcat Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome! I just read both! XD KeithXVIII's one was hilarious, and GryphonFledgling's made me fangirl giddy all over! :happybounce: Thanks for pointing them out! :D (I'll have to look through more of your favorites later! XD)
*uber happy squee* I hope you find the chance then! :D
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InvaderPhantomstar1 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
Actually , you'll find in the play that when undressed it's far from anatomically correct.......but I think I like your theory better >v> lol the muffled screaming and thumps and oh god the skull in Erik's eye! I love you..
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LittleNjo Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Jereth, this is going to go screwy... so why?
this is what gets me, he has tried every way to sneak into her life BUT the front door. What if he just asked?

Yes its been hot as heck outside...
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Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Professional General Artist
Guy lives in Labyrinth. His thought process is pretty twisty-turvy.
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LittleNjo Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I understand, I just think its funny...
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Ravenwood007 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
I live in Tucson, Arizona...I feel their pain. The only good thing is that it's a dry heat here. Except when it's the monsoon. Then it's just horrible...because it's humid, and the clouds build up all morning, and then never get around to actually raining. Ugh.
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LilyAquarius Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
I can relate to Sarah and Christine. I live in South Texas and it is almost over 100 degrees down here EVERY/ DAY. >_> I have no air conditioning in my room, which makes it all the sweeter.
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Mortysir Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
Inviting Jadis would be a great idea merely because who needs air conditioning when you have the queen of winter? XD
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JesseDenali Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
Approve of Hulky!Valjean.
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romancefreak Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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