Since Agent Mariah Hill is already Aunt Robin elsewhere... meet Sarah's Badass Normal Uncle
Yes, he changed his name from Williams to protect his brother's family, obviously. And in panel 5 he was catching himself from telling Sarah she looked more and more like her mother because that would be insensitive. And he is totally made of overprotective awesome to Sarah in contrast to her somewhat absent-minded, harried father. One day Agent Roumanov will owe Coulson a favour and Sarah is going to get the BEST Close-Combat Self-Defense 101 crash course.
Also, in Convenient Café, I am cameo-ing a friend who's had a rough time of it lately health-wise as a very late birthday gift. Hiiii~iii, Lauren.
Sarah's standard ringtone is this: [link]
Because 80s power rock, and it gets on Jareth's tits something amazing.
Feel free to guess at who has what as personalized ringtones for specific callers on their cellphones, it's a fun game.
This is a work of fanart and solely intended for shits and giggles. Not mine, not making money from it.
Christine [Phantom of the Opera] (c) Leroux and Webber
Sarah [Labyrinth] (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson; Connelly&Bowie
Agent Coulson of SHIELD [Thor/Iron Man/Avengers] (c) Marvel and Clark Gregg (who is kinda tricky to cartoon )
Passing Ramona Flowers on rollerskates [Scott Pilgrim] (c) Bryan Lee O'Malley, Universal
"The Touch", Song by Stan Bush from the album The Transformers The Movie: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Label Scotti Brothers
Writer Lenny Macaluso and Stan Bush
Producer Richie Wise
Based on the original Roommates comic by *AsheRhyder
Wait, "Minor" villain league?
Okay, yeah, coming from a guy who was shanked by the trickster god.
(not sure why, I just do)
OOOOH! And TONY! CLASH OF THE EGOS! Shiny tin-plated playboy vs. glittery tin-pot King!
"He's therrrreee, the Phantom of the OPERA!"
And then Sarah doesn't have a set ringtone for Jareth because the denial is strong with this one. Andddd she really only has to say "I wish".
Maybe the obnoxious "RING RING RING" ringtone, where it's like this nasaly voice just repeating the word "ring" louder and louder. It would help her stay mad at him like she thinks she's supposed to.
And he is so wonderful in this comic! Awesome protective Uncle Coulson! I love it so much
Wait... If it's a blocked number then how does that work-...
Never mind, Coulson most likely hacked her phone, no biggie...
Oh and I haven't decided who yet but I heard this song called "Lord of the Labyrinth" by Blades of Triumph. Somebody must have it for Jareth.
Phil COulson is Sarah's uncle. Yes.