Aka, Episode one-hundred-and-forty-f*ck in the Roommate Wars between Goblin King and Opera Ghost, which their neighbours know well enough by now to steer clear of 'til the glitter settles.
Seriously. Last time one of these prank wars/cycles of excessive and ever-escalating retribution for a perceived slight/expressions of intolerable exasperation with their roommate's very existence happened, Christine dipped into her joint account with Raoul and took Sarah and Liz down to Hawaii for a lovely relaxing spa and beach weekend away from the bumps and the screeches and the madness and the boys never even noticed they were gone.
When you factor in things like Jareth's squid-like natural defense of dissimulating his escape with a cloud of glitter, Erik's ingenuity in designing deathtraps, the resilience and general expendability of goblin minions, highstrung artistic nerves... gravity-disabling powers.... history of violent psychotic issues... cabin fever... presence in the appartment of cherished and expensive and very vulnerable musical organs.... long-standing familiarity with the other's touchy issues... yeah, it's batten down the hatches and get out of the way of the storm time.
In other words, to quote Christine from last week, things are back to semi-normal 'round here. Legolas, this is what happens when you're busy off canoodling with Cheryl and neglect your job.
... And after Prince of Darkness/Jadis sexxytimes, please welcome the new mental image of Jareth performing naked yoga in the front room.
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This is a work of fanart and solely intended for shits and giggles. Not mine, not making money from it.
Christine and Erik [Phantom of the Opera] (c) Leroux and Webber Sarah and (offscreen nekkid!)Jareth [Labyrinth] (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson; Connelly&Bowie Blind Mag and Grave Robber [Repo! the Genetic Opera] (c) Smith, Zdunich, and Bousman, Sarah Brightman Legorlando [Lord of the Rings] (c) Peter Jackson, NewLine, Orlando Bloom and JRR Tolkien Javert [Les Mis] (c) Hugo, Boublil, Schonberg, and Kretzmer. James Norrington [Pirates of the Caribbean] (c) Disney, Bruckheimer, Verbinski
Based on the original Roommates comic by *AsheRhyder
Finally watched Repo! the Genetic Opera, and WOW omg I totally love it, and Mag is perfect for Erik! Graverobber popping up in GND does not hurt my feelings one bit either
Jareth doing naked yoga! Somehow, I find that funny as well as disturbing, just like Graverobber taking over Leggy's narrating job. "Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaves!" anybody? And Mag is so sweet here, not to mention spunky with that "That's horribly insensitive, Erik." Also, Leggy... with you off getting some, long overdue, fangirl love/lust with Cheryl, someone had to do the narrating. And even though I can't say I'm too fond of Graverobber, having not seen Repo except in a few YouTube clips, including the one where he shouts out "Graaaaaves!", he certainly does a good job here.
Also, Leggy... with you off getting some, long overdue, fangirl love/lust with Cheryl, someone had to do the narrating. And even though I can't say I'm too fond of Graverobber, having not seen Repo except in a few YouTube clips, including the one where he shouts out "Graaaaaves!", he certainly does a good job here.