And - cue some serious crossover cameos and mayhem.
No, the Pale Man isn't yet another crossdresser, but just has a tendency to lurk in cosy dark spaces. However, a creature that places its eyes in its hands and then walks about with said hands extended in front of it to see is obviously going to be very vulnerable to pepper spray...
This is a work of fanart and solely intended for shits and giggles. Not mine, not making money from it.
Craigslist (c) its legal owners
Sarah (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson; Connelly
Gip (c) me
Crowley and Aziraphale (c) Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Chistine (c) Leroux and Webber
The Horror Known As The Pale Man, aka The Thing That Would Not Leave (c) Guillermo del Toro, Tequila Gang, New Line Home Video
Based on the original Roommates comic by *AsheRhyder