Well, I think Greebo's actually shot up past Legolas on Jareth's sh*tlist.
As requested and fairly inevitable... Greebo does It, and morphs to a human form Sir Terry Pratchett claims he gets a lot of wistful letters about...
A Cat may stare at a King, they do say... especially if said cat knows the king's other shape to be small(er) and fluffy. And poor Jareth really daren't actually harm Nanny Ogg's darling, though to her credit, her "big softy" does get a telling-off when he tries this sort of thing.
Previous magical-pervert-in-cat-shape was Magical Mister Mistoffelees over in 'Roommates'.
EDIT: There is just no fixing that tucked-in-at-waist towel NOT to look wrong. Guh.
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This is a work of fanart and solely intended for shits and giggles. Not mine, not making money from it.
Sarah and Jareth (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson; Connelly and Bowie Christine (c) Leroux and Webber Greebo and Nanny Ogg (c) Terry Pratchett Hot Fuzz movie characters (c) Pegg, Frost, Wright and Universal
Based on the original Roommates comic by *AsheRhyder
I knew it was Misto right away from Roommates. Yikes! Kodak Kamikaze Korps? All college female co-eds are screwed! Also, stop picking on my Jareth, Greebs! Sarah's the one that does that!
Hahahaha!! If I hadn't read the description underneath, i would have thought that towel-tuck WAS a boner! XD dirty dirty minds... plug Jareth's pants... and Sarah is an attractive young woman. I wouldn't have blamed you even if it was... not a towel-tuck.
I totally took it for granted the first time I read this, but I now find it hilarious that the cop is so blase about writing a citation to Mrs. Ogg while there's a clearly-magical Goblin King half-materialized and shedding glitter all over the living room.