Major witer credit must go to , who came up with well-nigh all those lyric twistings.
(I've had several comments asking why Sarah doesn't seem to rib Christine about Erik as much as Chris gives her grief over Jareth. I think the answer is that Christine makes some damn scary faces when pissed off.)
This is a work of fanart and solely intended for shits and giggles. Not mine, not making money from it.
Sarah (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson and Connelly
Skeep painting his toesies (c) ~Lixxle
Christine (c) Leroux and Webber.
Elizabeth (c) Disney and Bruckheimer
Based on the original Roommates comic by *AsheRhyder
While I would love to add to the mayhem of song-mockery above, none of the lyrics I could think of were really snarky enough unfortunately. Well, the set below could be close, but it’s not really snarky in the same way as the lyrics on this page. Though I did try to write the lyrics from Christine’s current viewpoint, using ‘As the World Falls Down’ as the melody:
“Oh silly Sarah,
Why do you believe
That he would hurt you?
You’re just paranoid.
You’re in denial.
Give him a chance,
Just one chance.
Oh come now, Sarah,
You should know by now,
That he loves you.
And you love him too.
Open your eyes,
He wants your love
And he wants you.”
Of course, I’m sure Sarah could protest this by continuing where she left off in singing her modifications of the phantom’s theme:
“And though you may protest,
You know it’s true;
The phaaaaaantom of the opera is
In love with you.”
That said, the lyrics on this page are very clever; I commend both you and ~Subtilior for creating them. ^^ I hope that my alterations provided at least some minor form of amusement.
Thing is, at this point of drunkenness of the evening, the girls aren’t so much in mutual needling “you know you want him” mode as they are just viciously laying into one another’s storyline and respective suitor-stalker – y’know? I mean, “the phantom is in love with you” is no great news to Christine, right now the argument is closer to defending their own fuck-up un-boyfriend from the other’s accusations of pervertedness… - ironically enough.
And re: comments about the noise level and the guys listening in, I'd guess that the girls (or Erik) have long since put in soundproofing, for whenever Erik would go into loud!expressive!organ mode.
Couldn't stop laughing! This is so funny and true.