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(Contains: sexual themes)

Major witer credit must go to :iconsubtilior: , who came up with well-nigh all those lyric twistings.

(I've had several comments asking why Sarah doesn't seem to rib Christine about Erik as much as Chris gives her grief over Jareth. I think the answer is that Christine makes some damn scary faces when pissed off.)


This is a work of fanart and solely intended for shits and giggles. Not mine, not making money from it.

Sarah (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson and Connelly
Skeep painting his toesies (c) ~Lixxle
Christine (c) Leroux and Webber.
Elizabeth (c) Disney and Bruckheimer

Based on the original Roommates comic by *AsheRhyder
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The Pirate Queen runs a tight ship.
LilMissPeppy Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Profess your love, already! Sheesh!
Musichowler Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014
That was brilliant!
DarkMoonRose13 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
you're a genius <3
seffykoepsel Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh my god!

roofie peach surprise! 

SomeSortOfCrazy Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
Haha! xD I wish the guys could see this part, oh to see the look on their faces!
MixBerkaan Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
dragonosta Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
o-o i will never think of those two songs the same way again. perverse mode had activated <.<
DaEvilKitty Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013

While I would love to add to the mayhem of song-mockery above, none of the lyrics I could think of were really snarky enough unfortunately. Well, the set below could be close, but it’s not really snarky in the same way as the lyrics on this page. Though I did try to write the lyrics from Christine’s current viewpoint, using ‘As the World Falls Down’ as the melody:

“Oh silly Sarah,

Why do you believe

That he would hurt you?

You’re just paranoid.

You’re in denial.

Give him a chance,

Just one chance.


Oh come now, Sarah,

You should know by now,

That he loves you.

And you love him too.

Open your eyes,

He wants your love

And he wants you.”



Of course, I’m sure Sarah could protest this by continuing where she left off in singing her modifications of the phantom’s theme:

“And though you may protest,

You know it’s true;

The phaaaaaantom of the opera is

In love with you.”



That said, the lyrics on this page are very clever; I commend both you and ~Subtilior for creating them. ^^ I hope that my alterations provided at least some minor form of amusement. =P

Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Professional General Artist
Ooh, thanks for adding on to the silliness.

Thing is, at this point of drunkenness of the evening, the girls aren’t so much in mutual needling “you know you want him” mode as they are just viciously laying into one another’s storyline and respective suitor-stalker – y’know? I mean, “the phantom is in love with you” is no great news to Christine, right now the argument is closer to defending their own fuck-up un-boyfriend from the other’s accusations of pervertedness… - ironically enough.
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