Goodness, the fun one can have with the Cupid-flower and an explicitly stated to be out-of-continuity plot detour...
Haters to the left. If Katie Perry can have a mainstream hit by being a shameless tease on the topic, I can certainly do this for giggles and the fanboys (and girls).
Sarah and Jareth (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson; Connelly and Bowie
Christine and Erik (c) Leroux and Webber