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GND 11 - Mais que fait la police? by Pika-la-Cynique GND 11 - Mais que fait la police? by Pika-la-Cynique
Huh. I think Javert doesn't really like Jareth...

This might require me fielding a few points:

- WTF is with Javert? Well, for the hell of a change I drew him as played by John Malkovich, in the French TV serial adaptation of Les Mis, in which he was rather awesome and that I do recommend.
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- WTF does that title mean? It's French for "Aren't the police doing anything?!", and is the sort of expression used by nervous old dears and table-thumping louts to express their concern at The Terrible State of Things Nowadays.
It seemed mildly amusing and appropriate.

- ... I realise that having the Goblin King say "Up yours copper" is a trifle OOC - but oh, just imagine it in Bowie's London accent. =D

Ah well, so much for the rule of law in the building. The girls are just going to have to deal with their respective little problems themselves...






This is a work of fanart, and solely intended for shits and giggles. No money is being made by this.

Sarah and Jareth (c) Henson, Lucas, Connelly and Bowie.
Christine and Erik (c) Leroux and Webber.
Javert (c) Hugo, Boublil, Schonberg, and Kretzmer.
Based on an idea by AsheRhyder
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watchingonahill Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015
Statute of limitations and Folie à deux for Erik, ha ha! Love it!
LilMissPeppy Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Karma's a bitch, sweetheart. You'll have to deal with the repercussions eventually, Sarah. Have fun! :wave:
TriddKing Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013   General Artist
Is Jareth giving the 'v for victory' or flipping us all off?
...Why am I asking a question when the answer's fairly obvious?
AssassinPsyche Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
After how much a simple phrase of "You have no power over me" has screwed him over its nice that Jareth gets to use it. Still feel bad for Sarah though.
CottonCatTailToony Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
This guy is kind a creepy.
Fingersofrain Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
I can totally hear Bowie saying "Up yours copper"!
AIvey1994 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
malcovich aside, that is so Javert a response i can't contain the joy
Madame-Enfer Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
Malkovich's Javert is complete win. This is hilarious.
luna-nightgoddess Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
loviung how killing jareth would be considered dpoing a civic service i love this comic must bbout my 5th time reading and finally beoing able to fave ^^
Falln4DarkAngel Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I like how Javert can just go "I'm being another actor now." Will he ever decide to be Geoffrey Rush? :D
Leonette15 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Probably not when Jamie's around. He might mistake him for Barbossa and things will only get worse from there.
Falln4DarkAngel Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Haha Barbossa, you think a different hat and spewing stuff about 'upholding the law' will make me think that you can be anyone else." :)
Kyndsie Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This totally made me laugh!! I LOVE this idea!
MGnolia Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Cimorine90 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
oop, he's no help. bring in Chauvelin. :squee:
candydot7 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012
"I'm being John Malkovich." I don't even know how to express the sheer awesome that is that statement.
AuraMajesty Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE Javert's face when he says, "I'm being John Malkovich."
54viruses Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
Years after the fact and after I've actually begun reading Les Miserables... Javert subtly encouraging murder? Wow!
Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Professional General Artist
Javert has, since, been neighbours with Jareth. QED.
54viruses Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Lunarluminesce Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
Poor girls. La police ne peut pas faire grand-chose ici...
Christine seems more in control than Sarah here. Maybe she's tried this before?
Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
Maybe Erik is just slightly less infuriating than the Goblin King...
TrickstersDaughter Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012
Javert totally looks like that creepy guy fom Beauty and the Beast. This guy: [link]
Magus-Anarchy-13713 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
Character development! "Redemption is possible" - Javert, you're making wonderful progress! I'm glad to see that little dip in the Seine did you some good.
Tiffs-is-my-name Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012
Oh Pika you make my day so much better! :)
Taragonra Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
TheBasketKid Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
I loved the little picture of Jareth in the 8th panel
pixierunner123 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011
HAHAHA is it possible Javert's a secret OG/Chris shipper?
TronLives Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh goodness... So I am now going through every GND ever issued (Yes, I'm a bit of a late-comer, but boy, is it worth it!), and this is the first one that I've finally given in and commented on.

Hi-lar-i-ous. Period. "I'd consider it a civic service." That is THE perfect finish right there.
Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Professional General Artist
Glad you're enjoying!
DemonWitchCat Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
Criminally tight pants! >.< Too true!
AnsemsDaughter Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
Ugh i can't make out the last two words Javert said to cause Sarah to hit her head "Close Proximit to Jareth Gets .... Circumstances" what is that word I can't make it out!
Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Professional General Artist
AnsemsDaughter Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
Thanks that was pestering me, I yanked my sister over and she couldn't tell what it was...
Layla256 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011  Student Writer
"Does that mean I can kill the git?"
"I'd consider it a civic service."
You rule!
spiritfox94 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I perfer the Quast Javert.....but poor Sarah
CMY187 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011
My sympathy for Sarah is increasin' with every page...
WhyKick-A-MooCow Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
Jareth, gloating to Erik: That will show the bloody rozzah! (A shameless excuse to use English slang.)
hawthorne-cat Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011  Professional General Artist
ooooh man this was a great plage! I LOVE John Malkovich!!!
Chika1345 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
"You have no power over me" bwahahaha i want jareth to have 1 moment where he says that to sarah, heh maybe she's a waitress and she tells him to get out and he says you have no power over me i'm the customer lol man i love this series. I've become happily addicted
Bewarethedarkness Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2010
Ah ha, I love this.

I can just HEAR Javert's final lines being delivered in a deadpan drawl.
Yoruichi1995 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
"I'd consider it a civic cervice" lolz
ka-du-trur Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2010
Haha. Love the last panel :XD:
Vanessalisa Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2010
Take that Sarah XD HA
Vanessalisa Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2010
Take that Sarah XD HA
Ru-Doragon Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010  Student Photographer
-cracking up in regards to the whole thing so far- I seriously think this is my favorite one so far. -cracks up more and keeps reading-
muffinpoodle Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I'm Being John Malkovich" -- LOL classic!
Rock-Leigh Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
First time I'm seeing these comics, so forgive me for being a little late on the comments. But that second to last panel at the bottom is weirding me out. Javert looks like the really creepy head of the Insane Asylum from Beauty and the Beast. Was that intentional, or just coincidence?
Pika-la-Cynique Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010  Professional General Artist
It just turned out that way...
Rock-Leigh Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2010
Very nice.
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